Santa Banta Swimming pul Me Naha Rahe The* kSanta Dubne Laga To Banta Ka L@ND Pakad Liya* TO Banta Bola k: Bhosdi ke sikhle Ladki Ke 7 Hota To Dub Gaya Hota*
Mujhe Na koi Daulat na koi DUNIA chahiye* Mujhe To Bus tere jaisa ek CHUTIYA chahiye* Maine tujhe chaha hai CHUT se B Bahot Jyada* Mujhe To ab Bus CHUTO ki CHATNIYA chahiye*
Ek ladki ke " T-ShirT" pe likha tha: **AMUL (TASTE OF INDIA) ** To Ek ladke ne apni " Jeans penT " ke agge likhwaya **TATA STEEL (MAJBOOTI KA VISHWAS)**
G@#nd mari me he to sakhat mahnat* Lund ko magr milti hai usme Be-had Lijjat* G#@nd me jiski Lund ghu-pith karta hai* Us G@@nD ki chamak jati hai kismat*
chehera bhul jaoge to gila nhi karenge* nam bhul jaoge to shikayat nhi karengeae* dost tere CHADDI PEHLVAN ki kasam* dosti bhul jaoge to maaf nhi karenge*
Lund jis gand me ghuse uski kismat ka kya puchna* kulho ke GumbaD se gand ki surang tak jalwa hi jalwa* Hila Hila kar dhile kar deta hai kulho ke 2 gumbad* Fir TAR-B-TAR kar deta he G@nd ke andar ka Halwa*
Yun hi nahi mila LunD ko Chikna GoL-MatoL SAR* ChoD ChoDke kar deta he ChuTon ko TAR-B-TAR* Udhar L@WDE ki sakhtiya, idhar ChuT ki nazakat* Na ChoDo gusse me,Dhire se karo ChuT ki hajamat*
Yun hi nahi mila LunD ko Chikna GoL-MatoL SAR* ChoD ChoDke kar deta he ChuTon ko TAR-B-TAR* Udhar http://us.mc1111.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=L@WDE ki sakhtiya, idhar ChuT ki nazakat* Na ChoDo gusse me,Dhire se karo ChuT ki hajamat*