LUND Pakad Liya

Santa Banta Swimming pul Me Naha Rahe The*
kSanta Dubne Laga To Banta Ka L@ND Pakad Liya*
TO
Banta Bola k:
Bhosdi ke sikhle Ladki Ke 7 Hota To Dub Gaya Hota*

CHUTO ki CHATNI

Mujhe Na koi Daulat na koi DUNIA chahiye*
Mujhe To Bus tere jaisa ek CHUTIYA chahiye*
Maine tujhe chaha hai CHUT se B Bahot Jyada*
Mujhe To ab Bus CHUTO ki CHATNIYA chahiye*

LU-ND JUICE

Dil ke liye apple ka JUICE*
Aankhon ke liye carrot ka JUICE*
Sehat ke liye anaar ka JUICE*
Aur khush rehne ke liye LU-ND JUICE*

T-ShirT + Jeans penT

Ek ladki ke " T-ShirT" pe likha tha:
**AMUL (TASTE OF INDIA) **
To
Ek ladke ne apni " Jeans penT " ke agge likhwaya
**TATA STEEL (MAJBOOTI KA VISHWAS)**

Be-had Lijjat

G@#nd mari me he to sakhat mahnat*
Lund ko magr milti hai usme Be-had Lijjat*
G#@nd me jiski Lund ghu-pith karta hai*
Us G@@nD ki chamak jati hai kismat*

CHADDI PEHLVAN

chehera bhul jaoge to gila nhi karenge*
nam bhul jaoge to shikayat nhi karengeae*
dost tere CHADDI PEHLVAN ki kasam*
dosti bhul jaoge to maaf nhi karenge*

And Sand

Jiski gand me ghus padta he Lund*
Uske nasiba ban jata hai And Sand*
KadaK Lund jab thokne lagta hai to*
Bhag jati hai ChuT-GanD ki Thand*

Gand ke andar ka Halwa

Lund jis gand me ghuse uski kismat ka kya puchna*
kulho ke GumbaD se gand ki surang tak jalwa hi jalwa*
Hila Hila kar dhile kar deta hai kulho ke 2 gumbad*
Fir TAR-B-TAR kar deta he G@nd ke andar ka Halwa*

Lund ke taajj se

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lund ke taah se

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ChuT ki hajamat

Yun hi nahi mila LunD ko Chikna GoL-MatoL SAR*
ChoD ChoDke kar deta he ChuTon ko TAR-B-TAR*
Udhar L@WDE ki sakhtiya, idhar ChuT ki nazakat*
Na ChoDo gusse me,Dhire se karo ChuT ki hajamat*

GoL-MatoL SAR

Yun hi nahi mila LunD ko Chikna GoL-MatoL SAR*
ChoD ChoDke kar deta he ChuTon ko TAR-B-TAR*
Udhar http://us.mc1111.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=L@WDE ki sakhtiya, idhar ChuT ki nazakat*
Na ChoDo gusse me,Dhire se karo ChuT ki hajamat*